Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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