I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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