Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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