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with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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