You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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