I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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