idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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