Porn is love you can see.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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