Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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