Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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