That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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