i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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