So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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