It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
The feeling are messing with the penis
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
