Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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