You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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