my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
