Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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