I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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