we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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