Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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