I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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