: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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