Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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