She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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