scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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