one two three fourrrrnication!
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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