So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
This girl is more easily done than said...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
cat food counts as protein by the way
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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