You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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