Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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