he wants to bone in the snuggie
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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