Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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