My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
