Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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