About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
and she was petting her beer can
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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