i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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