I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I just gargled with NyQuil
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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