this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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