i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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