Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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