I CAN MOONWALK!
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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