i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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