you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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