Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
