umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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