Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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