"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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