i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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