They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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