BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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